Your Mom
name: your mom
gender: male
age: 123965812457892416793602398706230460234601276
species: god knows what
personality: zesty, rebel, punk, fabu, kawaii, desu, turbotastic, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, hipster, perfect
relationship: taken (by me)
mate: moi ~imfabuplz (https://www.deviantart.com/imfabuplz)
likes: derp, french fries, purritos, dirt, plastic cups, uranus (not the planet), hot pockets, pokemon, dancing with a mop, cleaning the roof, and driving through space
dislikes: justin peever, how to eat tacos, toothbrushes, sandpits, poptarts, tinker bell, lists, journals, infomation, phones, this generation, and of course your dad